Mindless Motives |
It's hard enough being born in the first place, Who would ever want to be born again? It's taken this long just to get to this place, So what's the point in ever being born again? |
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Fooling the Fools who care
If you are fat, perhaps like me after my frustrating office weigh in this morning 14.6 stone - making me obese. You may think that good ol’ exercise will sort your looks/weight issue out.
How ever I personally think the best investment you could possibly make this year is a ‘Tummy Tamer’ or some kind of control knickers.
I am however led to believe that there is simply no way of a chap buying a pair of these in a mans style. If you can find me some I might buy them, It wont fool the scales but it might fool others!
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So this is apparently what Britain looks like at the moment. Personally the view out my window is not so.
Currently my City has returned its self to the dark ages and now has funny coloured stuff all along the main roads and a kind of blackish ice all over the roads and most of the pavements on the way home.
On a slightly ‘snowier’ note, apparently we are due some more snow this weekend, and personally I’m quite looking forward to it (if it happens). Having been a clever boy this year I made the frankly needed investment of a pair of lean mean boots in black. Picked up in a shop in Aberdeen due to the fact that my feet where going black because it was cold. It was so cold and wet that the lady who sold me the shoes refused to let me try them on due my feet being so cold and wet and (I hope she doesn’t hate me…) smelly.
My Advice in this snowy weather is to buy a pair of thick socks and boots and play in the snow, or sludge depending on where you are situated!
